SELLCOM pocket protectors and LED Book Lights while they last!
This long established symbol of strength and intelligence previously reserved for only the elite of the elite can now be yours!
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really just supposed to be an occasional gift for our regular product customers, but some
people are asking for them so we will sell them as a 6 pack for $20 with free
shipping/handling (usually US mail). All sales are final as we are just doing this
as a courtesy. Click here for the
We don't wish to offend anyone but we must insist that these only be ordered by good people who are above average intelligence, thank you.
|6 pack of genuine SELLCOM pocket protectors (free shipping)||$20|
actual comments about the SELLCOM pocket protector:
Do not settle for the new inferior knitted or woven cotton pocket protectors. They simply don't work.
the SELLCOM pocket protector Works
The authentic SELLCOM pocket protector is a genuine vinyl device designed to fit into the shirt pocket to protect from those growing dots that come on your shirt when you forget and put your pen in your pocket without putting the safety on first. As with any protection device the pocket protector should be periodically examined for wear and suitability.
regarding the SELLCOM pocket protector
There is no warranty express or implied. If one should leak it is still your fault for not closing your pen first. We are not responsible for anything about this (not that we are irresponsible people or anything but that is just an important legal saying). If you put it on and your computer crashes we are sorry but we can't help you because we are not responsible. Not responsible not one little bit. If your dog tries to eat it and chokes that is your fault for letting the dog get it. We are not responsible, nope notta. NOT RESPONSIBLE!
rating regarding the SELLCOM pocket protector
There is no FCC rating for the SELLCOM pocket protector because it is not considered a telecommunications device even though it can be a topic of a conversation that could take place over wires especially with video conferencing.
statement regarding the SELLCOM pocket protector
The SELLCOM pocket protector is not known to interfere with any electronic device and is safe in most environments that are already safe and wholesome.
What the SELLCOM pocket protector
can do for you
Simply stated without warranty express or implied the genuine SELLCOM pocket protector in combination with a good diet and proper exercise can actually improve your health. In combination with a shrewd investment strategy it can actually make you wealthy. (past performance not indicative of anything, not anything at all, really....)
We are also offering our popular SELLCOM LED book light for only $20 as a courtesy. This is a promotional item that some people get free when they order products from SELLCOM.
|1 genuine SELLCOM LED book light (free shipping)||$20|
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